And the Lord said "Let there be light"

"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me." Eminem

As I look up and peer over the shoulders of two women giggling away as they share many humour anecdotes about their weekend adventures; I can’t help but notice a cloud. Not just any cloud, a perfectly formed alto-cumulus cloud, with a beautiful silver lining!

Oh yes it’s a wonderful thing to be alive. But beyond the concrete jungle and incredible wit that overflows my office room from my two colleagues…I can’t help but feel life is given to those that need more!

And so it has been done. After weeks of intense research; hours of reading America’s FHM, days of watching Youtube clips of bikini-losing 17 year olds, months of saving from the Pandora’s Box fund…myself, along with a team of 9 fellow life-livers (commissioned the name – The Hero Team) have booked our flights, bought the fancy-dress, ordered the single pack of condoms (for the water bombs obviously), drawn up the check-list of STD’s, and are now ready, no not ready, prepared, no not prepared…destined, yes destined, to attack, pillage, rape (but not in the eyes of the law) with the occasional double scoop of ice cream, and create a moment in time that maybe one day will be talked about in History lessons for years to come. Now let’s not get carried away. It won’t be like the resurrection of Jesus, or even the moment our universe was created, but most certainly along side such events as the dropping of the Hiroshima bomb, the falling of The Berlin Wall, or when Chris Brown beat up an incredibly hot lady because she gave him Genital Herpes!

Panama City Beach, rated #1 beach in 1995 by world-renowned geologist, Dr. Stephen Leatherman, has over 27 miles of beach, emerald green waters and sugary white sands along the Gulf of Mexico. In 2003, Panama City Beach took third place in an online survey in Yahoo Travel's Top Sands Awards.

But it’s now famous for dirty young fat slags who were raised by middle-class wealthy parents to become, in layman’s terms, a cock sucking, anal taking, asshole licking, machine! Good for them I say!

Spring Break, 09 – The official MTV beach and pool party! Are you ready? If not, look outside now at the alto-cumulus cloud upon the horizon…feel the hairs on the back of your neck rise, and whisper to yourself… “2 girls and 1 cup doesn’t have to be a dream”